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19 July 2007

Feast One Hundred & Fifty Two

Appetizer
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest) how much do enjoy watching sports on television?

Soccer –
if Little Missy is cheering and giving me color commentary – 7.
Otherwise -2

Baseball – 3.
Unless it’s the World Serious. (on purpose) or the All Star Game this year cause it was here and Sugar Cookie and J-boy 1 were there.

Football – 8. I like football….don’t get to go enough in person.

UCLA – 10.
any sport

Golf and Bowling –1
(no way no how)

Soup
If you could completely memorize any one work of fiction, which one would you pick?
This week? It would have to be HP7….I would make a fortune!!

Salad
What is your favorite breakfast food?
Bacon…B-A-C-O-N!!!

Main Course
Name something fun you can do for less than $10.00.
Remember this old joke…

A bunch of single Mom’s were having a Girls’ Night Out. They went to this really great dance club where the men were delicious and attentive.

After an hour or two of high flirtation and sharing of drinks….one rather extraordinary gentleman stood up and came up close to one woman and announced, ….”For $10…I will do anything you ask of me….however you must tell me in exactly three words.”

The woman thought for a minute…handed the hunk a ten dollar bill. With joyous ecstasy on her face…she leans into him and says…..”Clean my house”


Dessert
How long does it usually take you to fall asleep?
Normally….less than ten minutes….

this week…close to thirty….
lots of things pinballing in my mind….
tonight....about one....

11 comments:

Hootin'Anni said...

Love your style!! Your serving of the main course was worth 2nds!!!

Mel said...

LOL
That old joke is a new one for me.


Here's to less pinballing and a peacefilled sleep!

Kat in Ohio said...

I love that joke! I could use some insomnia right now...so much to do, so little time...

Barbara H. said...

Very clever feast! I enjoy bowling (though I am not good at it), but not watching it. Love the main course!

tegdirb92 said...

I love that joke. What great FF answers.

Comedy + said...

Loved the joke. What a hoot. Bwahahah. Have a great FF. :)

Matt-Man said...

I LOVE football, especially college. Did you get a jolt this morning!?

BeccaGirl said...

Salad: B-A-C-O-N!!! Yes, it makes everything better!!!

Main Course: I've heard this joke before, it's great, but it also goes for single gals too!!!

Great Feast!!!

Mags said...

MmmmmmmMMMMmmm...bacon.

Skittles said...

Hahhaaa! I love that joke!!!!

Lady of Musotopia said...

Your appetiser (pertaining to soccer) made me smile :D
LOL at your main course ;)
Thanks for sharing your feast as well as joining mine - I hope you're having a fantastic weekend! :)